Yes, we know. We made it anyway. No, we won't apologize. Yes, our mothers are disappointed.
This is satire, protected by the same First Amendment that lets a certain animated TV producer make these exact jokes on network television for two decades before anyone took him seriously. The content is deliberately provocative and offensive. It is intended for consenting adults — emphasis on "consenting," a concept some people in this story apparently never grasped.
Nothing in this game represents our actual views. Playing a card doesn't mean you endorse it, the same way that flying to a private island doesn't mean — actually, bad example. Let's try again: playing a card doesn't mean you endorse it, the same way that being in someone's contacts doesn't mean — no, that's worse. Look, just play the cards. We're all going to hell anyway.
Not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity LLC, any person referenced in the cards, any private aviation companies that operated between New York and the Caribbean, any real estate holdings in the US Virgin Islands, or any "charitable foundations" that were primarily used for... networking. All card content is original parody material. Our lawyers made us say that. Several times. While sighing.
Only play with people who get dark humor. Don't play at work. Don't play with your grandparents — unless your grandparents are cool, in which case, what the fuck kind of family do you have? Don't screenshot results and post them. Don't play with anyone currently under federal investigation — they have enough going on. And for the love of god, don't play this on a plane. Especially not THAT plane.
The real events behind this game involved real victims. Real people whose lives were destroyed by predators who used wealth and power as camouflage. Humor is how we process things too dark to face head-on, but it is not dismissal. A certain animated producer spent years slipping dark truths into comedy, and it turned out every joke had a body count behind it. If this game makes you uncomfortable enough to look into what actually happened, good. That's not a bug, it's the only feature that matters. If you or someone you know has been affected, please reach out to support services.